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My Smile for the Day

Just a few amusing things during these tough times

I claim no credit for these items, they are merely items that have been posted on Social Media and other sources, that I found amusing during these tough times:-

If you have anecdotes or postings that you think might amuse me or more importantly will amuse others, send them to me at - alan.watson@newmilton.net


Really    (Added 15.10.21)

The end of this month  

Country matters  

No Comment !    



Nice Try  

This is True !!   

How True is this !!  

Changing Times   (Added 29.9.21)

How Times Change  

Can't be true !! 


Sound Advice  

Who Remembers them ?  

Not a PC diagnosis   

Now that's how to bargain   


That explains it !!

What a fantastic NHS  


An easy mistake to make  

Ernie the fastest milkman in the west!  

So simple !!     (Added 26.8.21)

Not the right answer   

Nothing more to say !    

Is this a wind up?  

So true in a few cases!    

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer or .....     


Always makes me smile   

Who recognises this ?  

My Smiles Back Again   (Added 2.8.21)


The 'X'th Amendment  

So True !!   (Added 14.7.21)

I think I heard my wife say this !!  

What a thoughtful Grandchild  


This would be just my luck !!  

I have to stop drinking - I thought this Cat had a hole in it !!  

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