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My Smile for the Day

Just a few amusing things during these tough times

I claim no credit for these items, they are merely items that have been posted on Social Media and other sources, that I found amusing during the pandemic, and by popular request, I am continuing :-

If you have anecdotes or postings that you think might amuse me or more importantly will amuse others, send them to me at - alan.watson@newmilton.net


To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer!

A strange sense of humour?

For all you Line of Duty Fans  

Sometimes I wonder about my sense of humour  

Another of my type of humour   

Now that's a real SatNav   

Just tickled my sense of humour  

Well how true is this!   (2.6.22)

Evolution?   (1.6.22)

Just liked this one   

Think I Might be in the Wrong Hospital or I have taken the wrong turning.  

She's Had a Hard Life ... She has been to...   

Hmmmm -  another dangerous one   

This one quacked me up   

I'm not saying this is me !!   

What do you think?  

I'm Also a Scot by the Way  

Oh How True this Is  

I can never do right !!   

Another old one  

I do like to live dangerously   (11.5.22)

Just amused me this morning   

This one will get me into trouble I am sure