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My Smile for the Day

Just a few amusing things during these tough times

I claim no credit for these items, they are merely items that have been posted on Social Media and other sources, that I found amusing during these tough times:-

If you have anecdotes or postings that you think might amuse me or more importantly will amuse others, send them to me at - alan.watson@newmilton.net


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A Family Decision 

Very Dissapointed  

Not a hot tip  

I will never complain about roadworks in New Milton ever again !! 

Road sign with wrong end date

Is this you ? 

Chestnut joke

This one will get me into trouble !!  

large paperback book with thousands of pages

I'd say this just about sums 2020 up !! 

monthly faces - January to September - September taking to drink

I think I need one of these !! 

Multi-Cultural Society  

Ladies wearing the Hijab

He needs a Refresher Course  

Man ignoring social distancing

 Piggy Back ?  


How old are you ?  

I wonder what the Ladies door is like?